We all know that evil aliens from outer space are planning their ultimate attack on earth. The evidence is all around us… with the string of recent UFO sightings in China, and the strange alien creature found in Thailand, and of course the lamb born with the human face (clearly the offspring of an alien creature), it’s rather obvious that earth is in the beginning stages of a epic battle for it’s galactic life. But now there is hope. We may have found out what the aliens want, Radivoje Lajic.
Radivoje Lajic must be turned over to alien overlords immediately to save earth from pending destruction.
I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. - Radivoje Lajic
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Still wondering what the television show LOST was all about? I have answers!
SPOILER ALERT – the following article will completely explain and therefore give away to the most important puzzle pieces from the hit ABC television series LOST. Therefore if you haven’t seen the show and don’t want the end to be spoiled, stop reading this article right here! As for the rest of you who have wondered… what did it all mean? I have the answer for you! [click to continue…]
Why doesn't anyone ever pass me the ball?
So… the World Cup of soccer has begun. And here is the latest news and updates…. there has been a lot of running around, some kicking of the ball, several guys acting as if they were shot by a machine gun after being barely touched by another player. Every now and then there has been a goal (to refresh your memory a goal is when the ball enters the goal area).
Be careful to leave your television set for even a moment to make a run for the fridge because you will risk missing some excellent examples of guys running around.
Therefore the World Cup scoreboard is as follows:
- Running around 90%
- Kicking the ball 3%
- Fake injuries 1%
- Morons in the audience 5%
- Using head to hit the ball .05%
- Goals .05%
Luckily for me I am a HUGE fan of watching people run around endlessly which makes me appreciate the World Cup more than most people. The World Cup ranks second only to the Boston Marathon for the sheer excitement of watching people run around.
If you are a fan of the TV show LOST (like I am) my guess is you are still pondering the end of the finale which was a bit “out there”, as if being “out there” is even possible for such a bizarre tv show.
If you have never watched LOST….. STOP READING THIS RIGHT NOW! This article will spoil the ending for you. Get season one on Netflix or on Blu-Ray and start watching from the beginning you will be glad you did because it’s very likely the most interesting and creative television show ever created. Spoiler alert complete!
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