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		<title>To Save the World, Radivoje Lajic Must Go.</title>
		<link>http://ericknowsitall.com/man-hit-by-meteorites/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[alien attack]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all know that evil aliens from outer space are planning their ultimate attack on earth. The evidence is all around us&#8230; with the string of recent UFO sightings in China, and the strange alien creature found in Thailand, and of course the lamb born with the human face (clearly the offspring of an alien [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Women try to smuggle dead guy onto plane</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m trying to think of a better title for this Reuters story out of London where two women disguised a 91 year old dead man with sunglasses and placed him in a wheel chair so they could have him board a plane.
Maybe&#8230;

Weekend at Bernies goes to London
Dead Grandpas on a Plane
Terminal at the Terminal
Remains to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man marries pillow, anime strikes again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rant and rave]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[File this one in my ongoing battle against anime. A Japanese man Lee Jin-gyu married a pillow with a picture painted on it of anime character Fate Testarossa from the &#8216;magical girl&#8217; anime series  Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha. This comes just days after reading that a Korean couple allowed their flesh and blood child [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pastor pulls gun, threatens to kill son, wonders why church attendance is low.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Bizarre]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pistol packin pastor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ALCOA, Tenn. – The son of a well-known Alcoa pastor has taken out an order of protection against his father, claiming he was threatened with a gun during an argument at a church over his lack of church attendance. The order of protection was filed by 32-year-old Michael Louis Colquitt against 60-year-old Joe Colquitt, pastor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lamb born with a human face</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Bizarre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[human faced lamb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monsters]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.
Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Strange spiral light over Norway most likely aliens from space &#8211; duh!</title>
		<link>http://ericknowsitall.com/strange-spiral-light-over-norway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Bizarre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aliens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[extra terrestrials]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In our ongoing effort to document the alien invasion we bring you the following story from Norway.
UPDATE: Authorities are now claiming the light was an out of control Russian rocket. To which I respond&#8230; yeah right!
Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway
A mysterious light display appearing over Norway last night has left thousands [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brandon Spikes eye gouging video</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s the hottest video online today? The video of Florida Gators linebacker Brandon Spikes attempting to rip the eye ball out of the head of Georgia running back Washaun Ealey. Tackling your opponent just isn&#8217;t enough these days, tearing vital organs from your opponents body is what the fans REALLY want. Truth be told this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A shot across the bow &#8211; Earth attacks the Moon</title>
		<link>http://ericknowsitall.com/moon-bombing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Bizarre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alien attack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[end of the world]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an unprecedented move the Earth has attacked the moon. On Friday October 9th 2009 NASA launched twin missiles at the lunar surface. From NASA &#8220;NASA&#8217;s Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite, or LCROSS, created twin impacts on the moon&#8217;s surface early Friday&#8221; source. Once thought to be allies the moon and the earth has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aliens from space are living among us</title>
		<link>http://ericknowsitall.com/strange-cloud-over-moscow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Strange cloud over Moscow
A couple days ago a very strange cloud appeared over the Russian city of Moscow. Millions of Russians were extremely alarmed and were told by weather officials that there was nothing to worry about and clouds like this are very common. I don&#8217;t know about you but to me that cloud looks [...]]]></description>
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