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		<title>Man marries pillow, anime strikes again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[File this one in my ongoing battle against anime. A Japanese man Lee Jin-gyu married a pillow with a picture painted on it of anime character Fate Testarossa from the &#8216;magical girl&#8217; anime series  Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha. This comes just days after reading that a Korean couple allowed their flesh and blood child [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The best of the 2010 Winter Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s article will be guest written by one of the original 12 Olympians Hephaestus &#8220;the blacksmith&#8221;.
Hermes brings me news of a new Olympiad. An Olympiad of snow and ice! What a brilliant idea oh mere mortals, this does please me. During my exile from Mount Olympus I myself forged blades of steel out of blocks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pastor pulls gun, threatens to kill son, wonders why church attendance is low.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ALCOA, Tenn. – The son of a well-known Alcoa pastor has taken out an order of protection against his father, claiming he was threatened with a gun during an argument at a church over his lack of church attendance. The order of protection was filed by 32-year-old Michael Louis Colquitt against 60-year-old Joe Colquitt, pastor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lamb born with a human face</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.
Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boycott the college football post season</title>
		<link>http://ericknowsitall.com/boycott-the-college-football-post-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 21:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear college football, you suck. Yes it&#8217;s true you offer some of the most exciting regular season action but your post season is the most ridiculously stupid thing in all of sports (and that includes soccer). No, I do not care about Middle Tennessee vs. Southern Miss. in the New Orleans Bowl. No, I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 3 best CD&#8217;s of 2009</title>
		<link>http://ericknowsitall.com/the-3-best-cds-of-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:08:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2009 was a great year for music, Michael Jackson died, American Idol went totally gay (which will give me some extra free time knowing I can avoid it altogether now), Kanye West imploded (he also gave us a new word &#8220;imma&#8221;), but best of all some great CD&#8217;s were released in 2009.
The three best CD [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Strange spiral light over Norway most likely aliens from space &#8211; duh!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In our ongoing effort to document the alien invasion we bring you the following story from Norway.
UPDATE: Authorities are now claiming the light was an out of control Russian rocket. To which I respond&#8230; yeah right!
Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway
A mysterious light display appearing over Norway last night has left thousands [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danica Patrick is ruining auto racing for me</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a big auto racing fan. I have been going to races since I was a little kid. As I have grown older I will admit that my interest in the sport has declined. Maybe it&#8217;s because the sport has changed so much over the years or maybe it&#8217;s because I have changed over the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Things I love about water</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Water is one of the greatest inventions of all-time. There are so many things you can do with water and for the most part they are all good. My 5 favorite things about water are as follows:
5. Ice cubes. If you pour water into a cube shaped mold and place it in your freezer you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ronald Reagan vs. Barrack Obama</title>
		<link>http://ericknowsitall.com/ronald-reagan-vs-barrack-obama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A picture is worth a thousand words so there isn&#8217;t much I can add to the image below. Sure, I could talk about how President Reagan confronted and defeated communism while Barrack Hussain Obama tours the globe bending over apologizing to the world on behalf of the United States. I could talk about how Ronald [...]]]></description>
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