We all know that evil aliens from outer space are planning their ultimate attack on earth. The evidence is all around us… with the string of recent UFO sightings in China, and the strange alien creature found in Thailand, and of course the lamb born with the human face (clearly the offspring of an alien creature), it’s rather obvious that earth is in the beginning stages of a epic battle for it’s galactic life. But now there is hope. We may have found out what the aliens want, Radivoje Lajic.
Radivoje Lajic must be turned over to alien overlords immediately to save earth from pending destruction.
What might seem like a bizarre coincidence to the average person is clearly a sign to those of us who are in tune to the alien vs. earth ongoing battle, Radivoje Lajic’s house has been struck by meteorites not once, not twice, but SIX TIMES!!! Most folks will live their entire lives without coming anywhere near one meteorite strike yet Mr. Lajic has been hit with six different meteorites over the span of about two years. It’s obvious that the aliens want Radivoje dead, and it’s possible that if they can’t destroy Radivoje Lajic with targeted meteorite strikes they might just wipe out the earth entirely thereby making sure they get the job done. Therefore, to save the earth… we must give Radivoje Lajic over to the alien overlords. Give them what they want and they will leave us alone.
“I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate.”
Clearly Mr. Lajic knows more than he is letting on. He’s probably hiding something that the aliens want. One might ask, why would the aliens shoot meteorites at Mr. Lajic when they could simply slip into the Bosnian skies and suck Mr. Lajic from his dwelling in the dark of night? Well the answer to that question is more evidence that Mr. Lajic knows more than he is letting on. It’s likely that Radivoje Lajic has access to defenses of his own, possibly with the help of some sort of secret government agency or even a rival alien force as protection which keeps the alien overloads at bay and leaves them shooting meteorites at Mr. Lajic from thousands of miles away. Whatever the reason, the answer is clear… Radivoje Lajic must go.
I ask you Radivoje Lajic… don’t you want to do the right thing? Don’t you want to save earth and all it’s inhabitants? Turn yourself over and you will go down in history as the man who saved earth from obliteration.
Sorry, not Serbia, Mr. Lajic is in northern Bosnia, near Prijedor.
Don’t forget Bill Morgan of Melborne. In a coma, died, came back to life, then won the lottery twice, once while being filmed for TV. His is another absurdly unlikely story, yet true.
Roy Sullivan is almost like proof that reality can’t be real, that this is all a simulation. The odds in a real universe of him getting hit by earthly lighting seven verified times, two of which caught his hair on fire, are so astronomically low that, it more than boggles the mind. It’s like God telling you that, sorry, your whole life isn’t actually real. Not that this simulation doesn’t have pretty solid rules, it does, but such extremely unlikely things that it should make you try to believe five impossible things each day before breakfast.
He reportedly sold one of the confirmed meteorites to buy a reinforced roof.
https://wtfnews2017.wordpress.com/2017/11/05/house-gets-hit-by-sixth-meteorite-owner-unsure-what-he-did-to-annoy-aliens/
A modest proposal: world leaders should pay to move him to a small island. If he gets attacked by the aliens there, we know they weren’t just hating his roof in Serbia in particular. He may not know anything. The roof may be made of some alien annoying materials, something that emits the equivalent of flipping the bird at them in subspace.
What about Roy Sullivan? He’s been struck by lightening 7 times! What’s your theory about him?
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