File this one in my ongoing battle against anime. A Japanese man Lee Jin-gyu married a pillow with a picture painted on it of anime character Fate Testarossa from the ‘magical girl’ anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha. This comes just days after reading that a Korean couple allowed their flesh and blood child to starve to death because they were too busy feeding their virtual anime baby at a nearby internet cafe.

What the heck is wrong with people?

Hey morons… anime characters aren’t real! A drawing on a pillow or a character in a online game doesn’t have feelings, thoughts, or need any extraordinary amount of attention. Only a couple years ago another Japanese man filed a petition in an attempt to change the laws in Japan to allow people to marry anime characters online.

This is the point where as a society we should say enough is enough and tell these idiots to “man up” and knock off this goofy garbage. The two fools who allowed their actually child to starve to death because they were too busy feeding their virtual anime child should be swiftly and painfully executed. Heck, I’ll personally volunteer to perform the punishment.

Anime is one of the most disgusting, perverted forms of “art” and “culture” to ever have tainted our society. It’s nothing more than a form of soft porn, mixed with theme’s of transgendered perversion, not to mention the art itself is lame. Almost everyday I get junk mail from some Japanese anime distribution company which sell’s anime figurines and almost all of their products are of some young anime girl with her skirt flying up, what’s the deal with that? Give me some good ol’ Looney Tunes or Donald Duck. That’s when cartoons were meant to be funny and entertaining for children and adults, not add to the vile perversion that destroys lives and ruins families.

So go ahead and marry your pillow ya perverted freak of nature but be prepared for the rest of us normal folks to hope and pray that your pillow suffocates you while you are sleeping.

… end rant.