
5. Prairie Dogs and gravy. The Cornish game hen of the rodent world! These little “butter-ball” rats look like they would make for a great meal. Remove the pelt, snip off the paws and cram their chest cavity with bread stuffing and you would have yourself a great Thanksgiving dinner for two. Never-mind the risk of bubonic plague, all that stuff burns off in the oven (or so I am told).
4. Eagle Eggs over easy. Ever since I watched Nacho Libre I have been craving a giant Eagle egg omelet. Those things are massive! Scrambled, deviled, poached, I can’t imagine that you could cook a bad eagle egg. Nothing says “I’m a patriot” more than serving yourself the symbol of your nation on a plate with biscuits and bacon. Continue reading 5 Things you can’t eat but wish you could